Welcome, Willkommen, Bienvenue and ようこそ. Right that’s a few of you welcomed anyhow. Not including the Whelsh. You’re not welcome here. I’m joking of course you are. Now this will be the first time as a geek I shall ever put pen to paper. Also the previous sentence will be the first of many lies. As I am not putting a well inked quill to fine parchment woven lovingly from river weeds. I am in fact sat in front of a rather swish MacBook Pro. If reading the words MacBook Pro made you shudder slightly and cause a stirring in your trouser department then congratulations you are a geek and may read on. If you can’t tell your Macs from your PCs or your laptops from the bigger standy up one then you may want to reconsider your choice of reading. I’d recommend something along the lines of Max Power Magazine or another periodical seemingly clad with naked women and modified Citroin Saxos.
Now it is a common misconception that geeks are not capable of the so called freak. The more un-educated of you may know this better as shag, make love, sodomise or bot. In other less beaty aroundy the bushy words can geeks have sexual relations with those they find sexually attractive. Please note my not using gender specific terms as who am I to judge the geek on the company he/she chooses to keep. Homo of the sexual or not he/she is still Humanus Geekus. No matter on the person geek or not they can still get a stirring in their so called “Joy Department”. The point I’m trying to make in a really useless and long winded way, is yes geeks can freak. In fact we can freak with the best of them. In this series of unfortunate events (that’s going to get me sued). I mean in this series of events, many of which are not of the fortunate nature, you will learn the trials and tribulations that come with being a geek and making love the geek way.
Welcome to Geeks That Freak!!!
